Wednesday, October 3, 2012

A Debate Drinking Game: Staying Sane Through Spirits

As everyone with an internet connection or TV knows, the first of three presidential debates is tonight. Obviously as a serious minded citizen, the best way to face these debates is to use them as an excuse to booze it up.

Game Rules:
1. Every time someone says "That's a good question," take a sip.
2. Every time their mouth smiles but their eyes rip out the other guy's throat, sip.
3. A sip for every already debunked lie.
4. A sip for every obviously prepared zinger.
5. For every time the word "taxes" and "Obama" are used in the same sentence, sip.
6. When "Romney" and "middle class" are used in one breath, sip.
7. If the recent 2007 video of Obama is mentioned, chug.
8. If the 47% video gets a nod, chug.

Happy watching.

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